Emulation Greatest: #3(Top 5 Dead or Alive)

I might have to be out my mind to think that I could end up being Top 5, dead or alive. But you see, I'm different. My mind thinks in other ways that in some ways resembles...Greatness. I guess you liked to know where my story began, but I came from my mother...Like everybody else. What else happened? Shit happened. I grew up and shit happened. That's how my story breaks down. Not when I was young, not when I was having fun, but when I fell down on my face. That's where the good story takes place. Everything else, that's just shit that happened to me way back when I was a boy....Before my life morphed me into a man...That sort of transformation, it was amazing. To see me fall flat on my face, that being the good story that takes place. That being the story that I write about now as I emulate #3. Mr. J.D.
Catcher in the Rye of course. 9th grade English course, Miss Totman...I remember that broad. Passed off strength of my older brother's impression, thank you. Anyway, Holden Caulfield showed me what's real that year. How people break down in fear of phonies. How when your upset enough, you don't care if she's horny...You'd rather leave somebodies brain blown from their dome. But your just afraid of the phonies. Me? I hate phonies, but I tolerate phonies. I enjoy the haters, they make me elated...Almost as if she's blowing me, but not quite the same elation. You know what I'm saying? J.D. Salinger, he managed to be #3, to me. Personally I guess, Holden Caulfield was the best. Character created by a person that wasn't me, but you'll see. In due time, where I end up on the top 5.
Mr. $olo