If I was a girl(Narcissus View)

And I saw me? I wouldn't wait to approach, I would just go all in. Introduce myself and suggest we become friends. After the first date, invitation upstairs and in...So we could engage in conversation, at least. But if I didn't want to talk, I would say fuck words, get to the verb...Action. Fuck! On the first night, it would be alright with me, I wouldn't look at you any differently. I would still call you, if it was popping and all...Everything though, including the convo should be on point. But if it wasn't, if you wasn't a good conversationalist and ya action was wacc, I'll deny contact...Or try to avoid it. If I was a girl, I would rock my own world...Given the chance to meet me. Given the chance to meet Rashad aka Godbody? Sorry to say it, but if I was a girl, I'd be gay...No niggas fucking me, I only fuck with bitches. Either way, she becomes my leading lady, but since I'm Rashad, she could have my baby...If she's really wifey like that. As a matter of fact, if I was a girl, I'd try and marry myself. Not for the wealth, for more then the sex. Moreso, how deep I can get into ya head and ya heart, make em both melt, make ya body wet and kiss u from head...To toe. Shi, if I was a chick and I met me, I would gladly hand over my number, call myself the same night, no hesitation. Matta fact, I would be waiting for myself to come through...Jus playing a game on the phone while I make my way over. When I get there, it's a wrap. We'll play Wii, smoke weed, watch T.V. n fall asleep on the couch. Rashad doesn't give it up on the first date, he makes you wait. Cause yes, it really is that good...It's a gift. And if your good enough, you could open it on the first date...Sorta like Trey, I'm talking first date...
Strictly Entertainment...I'll put my X on it.

Unfortunately for me, I'm not a girl which means I have to find one who could match my criteria. A living Dream...a Beautiful Queen. Luckily, however, I am a man, Crowned King in fact, Solo being the name...SWAG being my gift. Yes, I nicknamed my dick, so haters, hop off it. Cuz I am a man, fuck that, the man, fuck that, one man....And Solo can do everything you imagined. So baby girl...Let me show you the brighter side of life. Not saying you could be my wife, but at least my friend, boo for the time being. If I was a girl...But since I'm the man, I could only imagine...What being with you might be like.

R. $olo